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There is no accounting for taste. But there is a difference between OLDSCHOOL and OUT: OLDSCHOOL is cool and OUT is embarrassing.
Look at yourself, right in this moment. What do you do or do you wear? Check, if you are cool or embarrassing! Of course you are cool, you are reading this article. But back to the topic. –
For example prints on shirts are IN but you have to differ that Brenda (Beverly Hills 90210) is OLDSCHOOL (= cool) and Fishbone is OUT (= embarrassing). Bad Taste Parties with songs of “2Unlimited” are cool, but songs of “Rosenstolz” are not! Loud music in cars is OUT and gets on everybody´s nerves, but if there is a CLICK of a musictape from side A to B, everybody will forgive the volume with a nostalgic smile – so OLDSCHOOL – conclusion: cool.
Here is the Basic Code of Practice to be rather OLDSCHOOL than OUT:
- NEVER fix little cuddle toys on your backpack
- NEVER say cool when you are older than 40
- NEVER ever, really never ever, wear trousers at half mast/ free belly tops/ plush pullover/ zigzag hairstyle/ orange/ tennis socks in sandals or snake print

We all know the situation when we wake up after a party. Tomorrow is when we wake up, doesn’t matter when and where. The mouth feels furry, the head feels like in a nipper and the lung feels like the competitor of Darth Vader. This is a classic hangover. But when you were really drunk there are additional factors like shaky hands, jelly-legs and jerky eyes. When you turn your head, the brain comes two seconds later. You start a sentence and in the middle of it you forget what you wanted to say. Your whole body and personality is in a standby-modus.
Here is the basic Code of Practice during The Day After:
- NEVER loose your headache pills
- NEVER discuss
- NEVER handle with knifes

Obviously we all know the situation when we are groggy. Grogginess is a dazed and staggering state caused by alcohol or/ and a temporary state resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol – in short: you are drunk! But what could be typical signs for it? Take a second and think about your own typical signs when you are drunk … maybe suddenly you feel responsible to support the wall or maybe you have problems to find the right side of a cigarette or maybe you have problems to find the beginning of the toilette paper or maybe you have problems to find nothing and nobody in general?!
Here is the basic Code of Practice when you feel the Grogginess:
- NEVER scream “I’ve a great idea!” (you haven’t)
- NEVER enjoy the carousel in bed (could end up evil)
- NEVER make decisions on your own after 2am (this always causes Moral Hangover)

We all know the situation when the heat of the night is at its top: dancing in a cocoon of music, bass and smoke; enjoying the easiness of life thanks to alcohol, friends and especially the DJ.
But from the corner of one´s eye you notice some people doing artificial partying: in one hand holding a cigarette, in the other an expensive drink, trying to dance crappy to the DJs tune, and correcting every two minutes the wake-up-look of their 4-hours-needed-outfit. Descry those imperfect DJ Fans, but never clone, because this behaviour disrespects the DJ and ruins the cocoon!
Here is the basic Code of Practice to be the perfect DJ Fan:
- NEVER drink the DJs beer!
- NEVER ask for a song more than one time!
- NEVER do the truck-move when the DJ is watching!

MUM BFF

You know the situation when you wake up after a party night and think: “Ouh damn shit! What the hell happened last night? What have I done? I carried a thousand watermelons!” Besides the horrible headache you have, you also have a MORAL HANGOVER! Your head is full of regrets, you can´t look in the mirror (as usual awfully) and so you end up swearing yourself never ever and ever ever get back into civilization.

Here is the basic Code of Practice to prevent such a Moral Hangover:
- NEVER mix Jägermeister with Tequila!
- NEVER bite your friends!
- NEVER put the speed dial of “Mum” next to the speed dial of your “best friend”!